These Pranks On Bad Parkers Will Make You Want To Check Your Own Parking Skills

Published on 02/12/2020
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We do not know about you, but nothing bothers us more than bad drivers! Oh, hold on. Terrible parkers might even top the list. We are referring to drivers with terrible parking skills. However, it is pretty cliché to key their cars as revenge. Nope, it is a better idea to leave behind a furious but well-written and personal note in lieu of that! For your viewing pleasure, we compiled some of the most fascinating revenge notes! Trust us, these will have you laughing a lot, but we warn you that you might get scared as well. Read on to find out why we say such a thing.

Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis

If you ever see a note that comes in all caps, you can tell that the writer was totally pissed off. In this case, the ‘worst’ parker ever did not only anger someone but also gave the person the chance to slide down the hood of a car! Who would not like that? It is so cool when they do that in the movies, after all.

Caps Lock For Emphasis

Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis

Dear Driver

This note started out in a nice enough way. They went with “Dear Driver,” which is quite civil of them. This person also added “we appreciate it” and “thank you,” before ending it with some hearts. Just so you know, there is no need to read between the lines here. The writer must be one kind person. Nice!

Dear Driver

Dear Driver

For Heaven’s Sake!

The mere fact that this guy chose to spend some time crafting the note and walking back out to put it on the windshield says a lot already. This only goes to confirm our suspicions that people who park badly are the absolute worst. There is no other way to say it!

For Heavens Sake

For Heavens Sake

Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance

Wow, how on earth did this person have the time to make a picture of the Grumpy Cat meme? Not only that, but this guy is impressive for thinking of something like that there and then. Talk about dedication!

Grumpy Cat Makes A Move

Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance

Just For You

Wow, you can pretty much feel just how gleeful this person was that they finally had the opportunity to make the chalk useful. It was for a very specific purpose too. Alright, maybe glee is not the right word.

Just For You

Just For You

Monster Truck Ready

Yes, the person who wrote it tacked on “sincerely” at the end, which is a little unbelievable. Even if this was the case, something tells us that they were truly sincere. He must have meant what he wrote!

Monster Truck

Monster Truck Ready

Helen Keller Deserves Better

The “note” is all wrong for different reasons. It is not all that funny either. Well, fine, it is a little funny. We just hope that their cheap car insurance can cover this. After all, we would have made sure that the paint would be hard to remove if we were in their shoes.

Helen Keller Deserves Better

Helen Keller Deserves Better

Meme Me

Wow, the meme is simply perfect because it says everything that needed to be said. You should hope that this guy has awesome car insurance in case the revenge taker thinks of something worse than a brutal note. We hope they already got their fix with this because people are capable of a lot worse!

Parking Meme

Meme Me

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Wow, what an unhappy person this guy must be. We are not talking about the owner of the car with the peanut butter-covered windshield. After all, what kind of person would get so angry that they would waste peanut butter like this? Eep.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Well Then

If you want to make your own version of a song by Carly Rae Jepsen, this is the way to go about it. In our humble opinion, this person had it down pat! That ending is perfect as well.

Well Then4

Well Then

Seasons Greetings

Seasons’ greetings! Well, we would not even bother you by going into the details over here. Why is that, you ask? Well, this note pretty much takes care of what you need to know anyway.

Seasons Greetings

Seasons Greetings

Seems Simple

There are times when you do not have to dance around the issue. Sometimes, it is better to be direct and straight to the point. We just wish this going to motivate the driver to do a better job at parking.

Simple Enough

Seems Simple

101

Clearly, a lot of thought went into this assumption. It is a great point to make as well. And honestly, did you miss class a lot or even go to school? This is a no-brainer, no doubt about it.

Skipped A Class1

101

So Much Hate

Wow, this windshield note right here comes with a lot of expletives. However, we are not here to judge the person who wrote it. After all, we have no idea what they just went through.

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So Much Hate

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

Now, it is time for us to be honest here. The plea is the sort of thing that everyone who has ever gotten a ticket or two would feel deep in their soul. Mr. Ticket Man, we beg you. Please spare this poor soul!

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar

English grammar nerds, kindly listen up. This is treason right here. Pal, forget all about looking for car insurance because you should take driver’s ed once more. What? Did you think we would have sided with the other person on this one?

Don't Make People Doubt Their Grammar

Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar

Stevie

Well, look at that. This is as straight to the point as you can possibly be. Do you think they went a little too far for this little note? Well, we would have to agree with you on that.

Stevie

Stevie

Stop Being A Jerk

This guy is about to get served, and we daresay that they deserve what is coming. In the meantime, cheap car insurance is out of the picture. Really, they should worry more about towing fees instead.

Stop Being A Jerk

Stop Being A Jerk

Take The Bus

Clearly, this guy had seen far too many bad parking jobs in their life. At some point, they decide it would be worth it to print out cards for moments like those. We do not know about you, but it does not sound like a bad idea at all. Maybe we should also start doing the same thing.

Take The Bus

Take The Bus

Taken 4

There are some people that you should be ‘terrified’ of. We are talking about those with enough patience to leave, type up a note, and return to slip it on the windshield. The Liam Neeson quote makes it scarier!

Taken

Taken 4

That’d Be Great

We have all seen the memes by now. However, did you know that it has also reached windshield parking diaries? This is simply genius. We are sure that you would agree with us that this is the case.

That'd Be Great

That’d Be Great

Windshield Blues

All right, hold your horses. It is true that this one did not make its way to the windshield. However, we cannot deny that this person was successful at delivering their point. Rude, am I right?

That's Cold

Windshield Blues

The General Public

Yes! That is pretty much it, honestly. Nothing more, nothing less. They made their point in no time at all. We are sure that we do not have to spell it out for any of you.

The General Public

The General Public

The Meteorologist

Whoa. This note looks like it would have taken the writer months to make it. It is dark. It is ominous. But best of all, it is also pretty funny in its own disastrous way.

The Meteorologist

The Meteorologist

Think Of The Ice Cream!

You know what, we would not even try and make comments for this one. Let us just tell you that it made us laugh a lot, complete with snot and tears. This note also makes us consider getting the writer a lifetime’s worth of ice cream. Needless to say, it is going to be proper ice cream and not the melted sort.

Think Of The Ice Cream

Think Of The Ice Cream!

Two Kinds Of People

Oh, New York. Do you want to know what we think? There are only two kinds of people that should live in this place. One would be someone beating around the bush. As for the other, well, you already know!

Two Kinds Of People1

Two Kinds Of People

Uhh…

The note found on this windshield was direct, but it is also a little rude. If you wanted our opinions on this one, we would not want it to be lying anywhere near our vehicle. That’s just us, though.

Uhh2

Uhh…

Vaseline Threat

What do we have to say about this little note? We will admit that the threat is terrifying. However, it also sounds nothing short of fair. That is all we have on this one, ladies and gentlemen.

Vaseline Threat

Vaseline Threat

Yup.

The bottom line? It does not matter what one uses to write the note on. You can use paper or any other material. After all, all’s fair in love and war when a person parks their car badly.

Yup.

Yup.

Yikes

What could be better than leaving a note behind? Leaving a lot of notes, that is what! We are sure the notes have a single message. If this does not work, we do not know what will.

Yikes3

Yikes

Almost A Rhyme

Here is a Carly Rae Jepsen song but with a more modern take. This one, we have to warn you, does not even rhyme. Next time, you should get better car insurance instead. It would work better than a note!

Almost A Rhyme.

Almost A Rhyme.

Very British

If you plan to park, make sure that you should do it with manners. As a matter of fact, the world would be a much better place if people kept that in mind at all times.

Very British

Very British

X-Ray Machine

Oh, wow. Will you look at that? This note must have hurt! We have no doubt that this was the case here. Well, we do not have anything else to add to the discussion apart from that.

X Ray Machine1

X-Ray Machine

You Got Lucky

We bet the stars aligned for this person right here. They got extremely lucky when this happened. After all, we do not know anyone who is eager to get their car towed. Not a single person would want that.

You Got Lucky

You Got Lucky

Bob Wins

Bob is the winner here since he crossed the line in order to leave behind a note on the windshield. Of course, it came with savage words on it. He is not someone you should ever mess with!

Bob Wins

Bob Wins

The Dent of Justice

Oh, we won’t lie and tell you that our hearts nearly went out to this person. In the meantime, we just cannot stop thinking about going to the beach after seeing this photo! Let’s go!

The Dent Of Justice

The Dent Of Justice

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

Aw, we think that it was really sweet of the writer to check up on this person. Isn’t that the kindest thing ever? Oh, hold on. Yikes, we must have made a mistake with that one. Never mind.

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

Word Doc

Wow, this person was clearly in possession of amazing anger management skills. They managed to keep their rage in check and typed up a document. This is not a regular note. It also came with a diagram to help out the bad parker! That is pretty impressive, isn’t it?

Word Doc

Word Doc

Turtle, Turtle

Savage. If you get compared to a toddler because of the way you parked your car, you clearly need some help. It turns out that there is something even worse than that. Can you imagine getting turtle print to help you figure out how to remain between the lines?

Turtle, Turtle

Turtle, Turtle

Good One

Can you imagine giving out printed cards for everyone who parks terribly? You might think that it is excessive, but drastic measures are needed for ordeals like this one. This card certainly does the trick!

Good One1

Good One

Have A Great Day

Well, this one is actually kind of nice when you compare it to the others here. Hmm, let us rethink that. On second thought, you are right about that. This one is just a bit over the top.

Have A Great Day

Have A Great Day

Hero

We think that everyone needs something like this. This is simply quickfire thinking, friends. It is not only incredibly witty, but it is also on the ball. Whoever this person was, they are a hero.

Hes The Hero We Need

Hero

Hiya

This might not be the handiest business card ever, but it will make for a great bookmark at any rate. It is actually pretty genius. Make sure to bring some with you all the time!

Hiya

Hiya

Huh?

The diagram below might not be all that easy to digest, but it is not bad. However, there is still cause for celebration over here. For one thing, it is clear and right on the mark.

Huh1

Huh?

HAHHAHAHAHAaaa

A note like this one will offend anyone, there is no doubt about this. However, we cannot deny that this is one hilarious little message. If you can tell us who the writer is, we will buy them a drink!

I Can't...HAHAHAH

I Can’t…HAHAHA

It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.

The first few paragraphs were off to a reasonable start. However, things went very wrong. Maybe not wrong, but it was certainly savage. After all, who would ever want to be proclaimed the worst neighbor?

Its Not So Bad Oh Wait.1

It’s Not So Bad Oh Wait.

I See.

Oh, thank you so much. This is the sort of note that can hit you right where it hurts and then some. We would hate to be on the receiving end of it, so it is a good thing we know how to park.

I See

I See.

Instructions

If we can pick the best one among the notes here, we would probably go with something that comes with diagrams. Something like this deserves such a title. Now, go and see if you can read through the whole thing without laughing!

Instructions

Instructions

Just Don’t

Everyone needs to learn how to deliver their message properly. Do you want to make your point effectively? If so, this is the way to do it. All the necessary parts are already present here anyway.

Just Dont1

Just Don’t

Let’s Play A Game

If you try to play games with traffic wardens, you should know that it will either go extremely well or very badly. In the end, it all boils down to their mood at that moment. Do you really want to risk it?

Let's Play A Game

Let’s Play A Game

Mickey Joins The Party

Mickey is here, and we have a can opener joke. There is the take the bus part to consider as well. When you mix them all up, you can expect the perfect note. Color us impressed!

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Mickey Joins The Party

Nature VS Nurture

Why are we cracking up? You try to read this “head’s up” message without laughing, we dare you. We are glad that the writer decided to leave it. We honestly have not laughed like that in ages.

Nature VS Nurture

Nature VS Nurture

No Offense But…

We simply cannot imagine that anyone out there would be glad to get a note like this one. I mean, wouldn’t you hate it as well? White vans are just too creepy on their own.

No Offense But...

No Offense But…

No Ticket Please

We wonder if this plea worked. It probably did not work all that well. However, it was still worth a shot. Isn’t it always better to ask? You will never know until you try to ask them anyway.

No Ticket Please

No Ticket Please

Parking Award

Wow, how creepy is this? We would be totally creeped out if we found a note and balloons in our car. We all know what happens after that… It sure reminds us of this one horror movie.

Parking Award

Parking Award

Parking Pig

When you get called a pig by a note, it simply would not sit well. Come on, man. It is not all that hard to show a little consideration. If you do not want to be called a pig, then be more considerate.

Parking Pig

Parking Pig

Facebook Button Approved

Sweet! Now, here is the Facebook button that every single one of us has all been waiting for. This is just perfect for the terrible people who have cars but have no parking skills whatsoever.

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Facebook Button Approved

First Day Of School

Some people think that the first day of school is super exciting. For others, it is comparable to the Armageddon. No matter which side you are on, we will probably all agree that every school day involves a race to snatch up any parking spot. Can you imagine how enraged this person must have been after they saw what this driver did? We do not think that we need to say more than that.

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First Day Of School

Please Don’t Rob Me

Well, well, well. This right here would be the ultimate appeal if such a thing existed. Next time, maybe you can just skip getting car insurance. We are sure you got the cheap one anyway.

Please Don't Rob Me

Please Don’t Rob Me

Sir T Rex

It is not rocket science. When you find a note like this one, you would know that the person who wrote it was full of rage at the time. What other reason would they have to do something like write this note? Fix that alarm system, man.

Sir T Rex Is On The Case

Sir T Rex

Please.

It sure seems easy enough to us. However, there would have been no need to write notes such as this one if folks just parked properly. We do not know what you think, but it sounds perfectly fair to us.

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Please

Quite Handy

If the message below is not clear enough for you, we do not think we can do anything about it. Maybe it is high time for you to take more driver’s ed and look for car insurance while you are at it. We do not think the driver should be allowed to park again before that.

Just Use Whatever's Handy

Quite Handy

12th Street

Now, on the street. However, everyone else is over there. What else can we say about this photo? Probably absolutely nothing else since they were able to get the point across already.

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12th Street

Aww Little Bunny

This person was nothing but correct. Even bunnies would not help with the terrible parking job here. Maybe they would finally get it right the next time. Maybe… Do you think that we are too hopeful?

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Aww Little Bunny1

BURN

Oh, burn! Truly, it is a skill to hit them exactly where it hurts. You know what? We are a little jealous that there are people who are naturally good at doing such a thing.

BURN

BURN

Clever Jack

Even if Jack committed a hit-and-run, he decided to be honest and upfront about it. Well, scratch that. You should know that honesty would not be the best policy when something like this happens to you.

Clever Jack

Clever Jack

Did It Work?

This plea was made by a student. If it actually ended up working out, we will be very shocked. After all, it would have been an even bigger achievement than the heist in Ocean’s Eleven.

Did It Work

Did It Work?

Feel Bad

As was said in this note, you should feel bad that your parking skills are horrible to the point of non-existence. Oh, hold on. They cannot possibly be horrible if they do not exist. Our bad!

Feel Bad

Feel Bad

Send Me Their Number

Wow. You are looking at some incredible sarcasm. There is no doubt that it hits just a little below the belt. We are willing to bet that the recipient was incredibly offended by this. Ouch.

Send Me Their Number

Send Me Their Number

Short And To The Point

Hold on, will you? Give us a second so that we can all channel our inner Chandler Bing. We have no idea how this message could possibly be funnier. Needless to say, that would be impossible.

Short And To The Point

Short And To The Point

Spot The Dog

If you are feeling like being a greedy little douchebag, feel free to occupy multiple spots. You can do that if you want, but we just hope that you would know that you deserve what was coming.

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Spot The Dog1

We Salute You

Please. Can someone explain to us why someone thought it was fine to take up four parking slots? We can maybe forgive taking up two. Three is too far already, but four is simply another level of terrible.

We Salute You

We Salute You

We’ve All Been There

You have no choice but to answer when nature calls. If you find yourself in a bind, it is time to get a little creative. At the very least, they stopped to leave this message instead of simply running for their lives.

Weve All Been There

We’ve All Been There

Reverse Psychology Maybe

Tony, your psychology skills are mediocre. We could have used harsher words, but we feel like being generous. Sadly, your ability to get out of a spot appears to match your psychology skills down to a T.

Reverse Psychology Maybe

Reverse Psychology Maybe

Real Smooth Buddy

It is definitely a big achievement to take up multiple spots again and again. If your streak already reached a month, you deserve to know just how much you have messed up. Come on, buddy.

Real Smooth Buddy

Real Smooth Buddy

Nice Work, Corrine

Nicely put! The driver certainly deserved to know his place. If you park the same way they did, you deserve this at the very least. And yes, it does not matter if you are in law enforcement.

Nice Work Corrine

Nice Work, Corrine

Paddlin

Oh, this is a great one! Sweet. Can we put it in the hall of fame or something? We just hope that the other party knew exactly what the writer had been going on about.

Paddlin

Paddlin

Spiderman Gets Involved

If Spiderman has to step in to settle silly affairs like this one, you know that you went too far. When a superhero has to interfere, the fault is with you and your horrendous parking skills.

Spiderman Gets Involved

Spiderman Gets Involved

Look, You’re An Honorary Member

We can definitely sympathize with the person who was enraged that a parking space got jested out of them. Oh, the poor Beetle driver. Now they know just how much everyone on the block detests them. We are sure that they were hurt to hear this!

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Honorary Member

Potato, Patato

We do not know about you, but it is scary to imagine getting produce all over our car. The message that was carved into the potatoes is worth mentioning as well. Yep, you should never mess with the person behind this. On top of that, you should improve your parking skills and park properly from now on.

Potato, Patato

Potato, Patato

Rich Dude

Can someone kindly explain to us what was going through the head of this ‘rich’ guy? We honestly do not know what they were thinking. What will the grandmother do now? How shameless of them!

Learn To Park, Rich Dude

Rich Dude

OUCH

We hope that this person was as proud as we are of them for crafting a note. They should have made copies of it in case something like this happens again. This is how advanced thinking works!

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OUCH

LOLZ For Dayz

Wow, look at that. The person responsible for this one must be genius or something. The shade they threw into the face of this driver. It is brilliant. Ladies and gentlemen, can we have a round of applause?

LOLZ For Dayz

LOLZ For Dayz

Oh Snap

We are keeping our fingers crossed that we would never get a note like this one. The ticked off box is the last straw. Can you imagine having to digest this? It is nice to be called the king or queen, but maybe not of the whole crew of worst car parkers in history.

Oh Snap

Oh Snap

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