Belly Chains
This is the next best thing if your mother has strongly refused to let you pierce your belly button at Claire’s nearby. And by “best thing,” we mean, obviously, the worst thing.

Belly Chains
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Crocheted Blanket
We don’t know what celebrity aunt started this reign of hand-knitted terror, but it was a legitimate thing to walk around clothed in what is very obviously an overly large, cozy teapot that happened in the ’90s. Don’t let us go back there, ever.

Crocheted Blanket