Solar Shield Sunglasses
If you want everyone to know that you are old, then go ahead and wear one of these pair of Solar Shields. They are, to put it lightly, massive and hideous. While they block out the sun effectively, no one should really be wearing them unless they need to for medical reasons.

Solar Shield Sunglasses
Transition Glasses
Transition glasses are magical in the sense that they can make even the young look old. Who wants to wear sunglasses inside anyways? Even though they can be rather convenient, you won’t be able to convince us to put them on anytime soon.

Transition Glasses