5. That’s Not How It Works
This woman was pregnant when she was drinking a decaf iced latte. At the pharmacy, she was in line when a woman told her that the caffeine was going to rearrange the genes in the baby’s brain. The pregnant woman just so happened to be a geneticist. She couldn’t even think of a proper response to that. She just stood there somewhat dumbfounded by the absurdity of the woman’s claim. That’s definitely how things work.
5. That’s Not How It Works
4. Coolest IT Guy
This guy was at an ex’s party where most people had a boring IT job – including him. The people at those parties had an odd tendency: they would try and showcase how cool their lives were. One guy (long hair, beard, tattoo) decided to argue with this guy and tell him how his taste in music was bad and that he should start listening to some of the non-mainstream stuff. So, this guy asked him to name some artists he liked. When he did, this guy told him to look up a band he mentioned and who was their guitar player. That’s when that guy realized it was the man he was talking to.
4. Coolest IT Guy
