21. Bird Brain
A long time ago, this person worked as the cheese guy at Whole Foods. There, he was trained that no matter what, the customer is always right. One woman walked up to him. She was critical that they didn’t have the ostrich cheese prominently displayed. As you most likely know, ostriches are birds. Cheese comes from milk, and milk normally comes from – you guessed it – cows. According to this lady, he was an idiot and the scum of the earth who probably can’t read. Turns out that this guy just graduated from a top university and was only working at that job to make ends meet.
21. Bird Brain
20. SEO
This guy works in digital marketing, mainly focusing on Search Engine Marketing (SEM) and Search Engine Optimization (SEO). By this point, he had been working in the field for 17-18 years. Of course, both of those terms are initialisms, meaning they’re pronounced ‘ESS-EE-EM’ and ‘ESS-EE-OH’. Makes sense, right? One guy asked him if he heard of ‘SEE-OH’. That’s how he pronounced SEO. Confused, this guy thought it was something unfamiliar since the other guy worked in IT. When he asked what it was, the other guy laughed at him and said, “I thought someone in marketing would have heard of Search Engine Optimization”. Since he was being so mean about it, this guy was more than happy to correct him in front of all his peers.
20. SEO
