25. “Who Do You Think You Are”
After a day of work, this guy was walking through a mall while getting some Christmas shopping done. He happened to come across a man who’d fallen and was having a seizure. He was bleeding from the back of his head as well. Another man grabbed him and tried jamming a pen into his mouth, most likely because of the old wives’ tale about needing to keep seizing people from biting their tongues off. This guy jumped in, pulling the pen guy’s hand away before clearing and opening the seizing man’s airway while being careful not to get his fingers near his mouth. Pen guy yelled, “Who do you think you are?! My cousin had seizures and this is what we always did!” Calmly, the man replied, “I know what I’m doing, sir. Please step back.” Clealry, the pen guy was angry – he started muttering to himself. Eventually, the cops arrived with a couple of medics in tow and the seizing man was breathing. Immediately, pen guy jumped to the cop to complain about this guy and “his behavior” but the cop ignored him. So, he turned to one of the medics and said, “I tried to get something in his mouth but this guy wouldn’t let me! He thinks he is special or something”. The medic replied “Well he should. He’s my supervisor”.
25. “Who Do You Think You Are”
24. Bye Nurse
After being discharged from a weeklong hospital stay, this person was ready to go home. However, they were still having some nausea so they wanted to see if they could get a few more doses of their medication to take home. He asked the nurse if a doctor could prescribe it. In a sweet sickly voice, the nurse said: “Oh honey, Zofran only comes in IV form”. His reply? “Oh honey, I’m a pharmacist, and can assure you it also comes in tablets, liquid, and oral-disentegrating tabs.” The nurse then fumbled a little and muttered about getting the doctor before abruptly leaving the room.
24. Bye Nurse
