29. Brilliant Man
This person just so happened to work as a private investigator for bail bonds companies for almost ten years in Texas. It turns out that anyone who’s been arrested apparently knows more about bail or criminal justice than him. However, he has one favorite story that takes the cake. He was talking to a guy at a bar who told him he was a bounty hunter who’s caught “hundreds” of criminals. Firstly, bounty hunting is very much illegal in Texas. So, this person asked the guy if he knew “Jimmy from Al Bonds in Abilene”. The guy’s answer? “Oh yeah! Jimmy’s good people”. Obviously, Jimmy is not a real person, and neither is Al. Once the person said this, the guy tried proving him wrong by scrolling through Google while muttering under his breath. He then left abruptly.
29. Brilliant Man
28. Tell Me About Me
This programmer has to deal with some rather annoying people at times. Every once in a while, a call from tech support will be passed onto him when an issue arises. That’s when he’ll have to listen to a customer try and explain to them how their own program works. “I don’t care how many times you tell me that ‘It won’t sync to the cloud’ — an application that doesn’t even connect to the internet has never and will never do that.”
28. Tell Me About Me
