The Honeymoon Ensuite
It seems like the person in charge of designing the bathroom did not shy away from showing their assumptions about the hotel. While this is not going to be a problem for honeymooners and lovers, we do not think anyone else will appreciate this. If they wanted to do this, opening the door will be enough.

The Honeymoon Ensuite
We cannot imagine getting this room when you are staying there with a coworker. This is simply a little too invasive. This is one way to take your office relationship one step further.
Even Worse Than You Expected
Well, this is a waste of money if we have ever seen one. We are sure you would feel the same way when you paid $15 for this breakfast meal. This costs a lot less than that. While it is true that hotels never serve impressive breakfasts, we do not think it is unreasonable to expect something better than this.

Even Worse Than You Expected
Honestly, we would expect this meal to come from a high school cafeteria. This is not something we would be pleased to find in the morning. In fact, it might just ruin our day.