Denial
Breaking up with someone through text is usually thought of as the coward’s way out. It seems like this person was thinking the exact same thing. In fact, they were in complete denial about the fact that their partner was trying to break up with them.

Denial
They just refused to let it happen. While it was probably annoying for the dumper, maybe next time they should try breaking things off with their partner in person. It might go better. Just a thought we had.
Not Working Out
Breaking up with someone can be difficult, which is why there are those who try mixing in some humor to lighten the mood a little. Still, we can’t get enough of people using similes in their breakup text – we think this might just be the best one we’ve seen.

Not Working Out
If you’re the kind of person to do push-ups on their knees, you might want to look away. This person’s relationship was simply not working out. As a result, they knew they had to end things.

