Hilarious Breakup Notes That Might Have Been A Little Too Harsh
Breaking up is never a fun thing to go through, we all know that. However, the entire process can be made slightly better when the person ending things will treat their significant other with the respect they deserve. While we can’t tell anyone what to do, we can definitely talk about what they should not do when breaking up with someone. The people on this list have become the perfect examples for ways a breakup can be handled terribly.
Just By The Way
We’re slightly torn with this one. One the one hand, the person moving to Australia without their partner would most likely have broken up with them in another way. On the other hand, this cake looks pretty darn delicious if you ask us.
Just By The Way
If you’re trying to soften the blow when giving bad news, you might as well do it with a sweet treat, no? At least the person getting dumped will be able to eat their feelings once the heartbreak begins to set in properly.
Practicing The Lines
If you’re someone who struggles with commitment, there’s a good chance you’re the one who always dumps your partners. It can be a blessing and a curse all at once, to be honest. It’s never easy to hurt someone like that, it can be a good idea to make sure to say the right thing.
Practicing The Lines
After all, we all know it can be easy to say things we don’t mean in the heat of the moment. Just make sure that the person you’re planning on breaking up with hasn’t seen the movie or show you’re going to reference.
More Special
Saying “I love you” is always hard the first time. It’s a big deal, honestly. In order to make things somewhat easier, some people like to abbreviate the phrase in order to show their partner that they’re truly committed. Maybe that would be too soon to say these words?
More Special
This person obviously came to the decision that it was time to say those three little words. However, they weren’t quite what their partner was expecting. That’s definitely one text conversation they will both remember.
Pay Attention
While it’s an option to break up with someone face-to-face, you can also pay for a customized billboard overlooking the road. This will do all the dirty work for you – especially if it’s your husband who’s been doing the actual dirty work behind your back.
Pay Attention
Emily knew immediately that she had to get back at Steven when she found out the truth. And so, she decided to hit him right where it hurts. On top of the insults she included in the brutal message, she made sure to use his money to pay for the billboard. That’s some great revenge if you ask us.
By The Way
If your partner hurt you so much so that you can’t put it into words, there are times when you simply can’t face them. So, you need to come up with a way to get your point across without risking running into them in person.
By The Way
Paul’s ex-partner clearly decided to do just that with the personalized store-front. It was very clear about where Paul should go. We’re sure this break up hurt, but we have the feeling that Paul will be more upset about the dog.
Change In Tone
It’s a known thing that people often like to cushion bad news with some good news first. While this can work in a variety of different situations, we have to say that it definitely does not work when it comes to breakups. This note is a sure way to shock someone.
Change In Tone
We bet Erin had a smile on her face while reading the first four lines of this message. We can only imagine that as soon as she read the rest of the message, her smile disappeared pretty quickly. Especially when she reached the last line.
Crying
If you’ve ever been broken up with, you might have noticed some warning signs leading up to the eventual break-up. You might have even noticed your partner becoming distant, and you might have heard some rumors running around.
Crying
Clearly, Will’s girlfriend decided to confront the rumors head-on, and we feel like she was looking to be reassured. After all, she really didn’t want to lose him. Sadly, we can only imagine how much she cried after the breakup – especially with the way Will ended things.
Time And Place
It’s no secret that there’s a time and place for everything. We can’t help but wonder if Laura could have been even slightly more tactful with this breakup. Instead of talking to Dan in person, she decided to put it up on a screen for the entire world to see. And she definitely did not hold back with the details.
Time And Place
Letting the entire town know that she was leaving Dan for Gary would have been more than enough without the timing of the entire ordeal. Valentine’s Day? Really? Could Laura have waited just another day or two to break things off with Dan?
Rollercoaster
If someone had wronged you, it can be a little too easy to let your feelings get the better of you. We have the feeling that the person who made these signs allowed their feelings to control their actions. They could have gotten straight to the point.
Rollercoaster
Instead, they took Jennifer on a whole rollercoaster of emotions. Poor Jennifer was driving along the road, minding her business, when she notices the proposal. A few seconds later, she gets hit with the fact that she had only 6 days to move out. Ouch.
Airing Dirty Laundry
Breaking up is never easy, but at times, the person being broken up with can make themselves feel somewhat better by airing their ex’s dirty laundry for the whole world to see. This person decided to do just that when they found out their husband was cheating on them.
Airing Dirty Laundry
While they could have moved out without making a big deal out of it, there’s no fun in that! Instead of letting their husband get away with what he did, she decided to let all the neighbors know just what happened.
Pretty Cheesy
Have you ever wanted to break up with someone but you couldn’t figure out how to do it? If you aren’t confident enough in your ability to do so without confessing some unnecessary details, you might want to take the coward’s way out.
Pretty Cheesy
We don’t really condone this, but at times, it’s the best way to rip off the band-aid without making things worse while doing so. If you want some advice, you should always make sure to involve a pizza in the process to comfort the person getting dumped.
Giving The Option
While there’s no doubt about the fact that breaking up is the hardest on the one being dumped, that doesn’t mean the person doing the dumping doesn’t have any feelings. This person clearly wanted to give their partner the option for the way to be dumped. We can’t decide if it’s cute or offensive.
Giving The Option
We’re also not so into the ideas this person had. We can’t imagine someone wanting to be broken up with through their friend. This note would probably be more than enough on its own, so there’s no need to fill it out or go through with any of the options.
Happy Anniversary
There’s nothing quite like young love. We bet Krystal ad Delandren spent a wonderful month together. However, it seems as though it wasn’t meant to be for the two of them. Because of this, Delandren knew he needed to break up with Krystal.
Happy Anniversary
The two had a great month together, and he didn’t want to celebrate the one-month anniversary. The way he did want to celebrate the joyous occasion was with a breakup. It was hard to do, but we hope that Krystal was understanding about it.
This Person
It seems like many people are coming up with new and innovative ideas to dump their partners. This might just be one of the most creative approaches we’ve ever seen. Instead of writing a note or a letter, they just went for it.
This Person
Why not make use of lipstick instead? This approach is quick and simple – all you need is the ability to draw a circle just where their head should be. If you’ve got that down, your dumping skills will automatically become better.
Breaking The Rules
We hate to be like that, but this person definitely brought this breakup on themselves. Everyone knows that you should never share the wishes you make! All that does is cause them not to come true.
Breaking The Rules
This person made a rookie mistake when they told their partner what they had wished for. Not to mention, they made things even worse when they went into the commitment zone much too soon. They kind of had it coming, if you ask us.
Spelling Mistake
There are times when a new change in your life can cause you to rethink an entire relationship. You might wonder whether it’s the right thing for you and it seems like this new baby daddy decided to do just that.
Spelling Mistake
He was so unwilling to accept that his girlfriend was pregnant that he tried to ignore her instead. Clearly, this person’s plan was ruined when they made a clear spelling mistake. Always remember to proofread your texts!
What?
It’s never easy to get a breakup text, but we can only imagine it’s worse to get a breakup text from your husband…that isn’t for you. This husband definitely should have double-checked who he’s texting before sending the message. However, it seems like this mistake got him in trouble.
What
If you’re going to expose yourself, you probably shouldn’t do it by sending a breakup text meant for your girlfriend to your wife by accident. That’s such a rookie mistake to make. We can’t say we feel for the husband.
We’re Octagon
It feels like autocorrect makes an appearance most during awkward moments. While we understand that normal everyday autocorrect mistakes, there is no doubt about the fact that these mistakes make awkward situations much worse. Of course, these instances are hilarious.
We’re Octagon
While this person tried breaking up with their partner, their autocorrect mistake said they were “octagon”. Despite the fact that this mistake was really funny, that doesn’t mean the breakup was off…
Sorry Dude
If you really want to break up with someone but can’t bring yourself to actually do it, you might want to take a leaf out of this person’s book. Katlyn knew she was done with Austin, but she wanted to do it in a way that gets the message across without actually telling him directly.
Sorry Dude
After probably a very short amount of deliberation, she made the decision to change her relationship status on social media instead. It definitely got the job done, we have to give her that much.
Appreciated
When it comes to breakups, there are three different types. There are those that are mutual, there are those that are understandable, and there are those that are completely one-sided. It’s safe to say this breakup is one of the one-sided ones.
Appreciated
While we think this person was too nice to their ex calling them when they asked them to leave them alone forever, at least things weren’t left on terrible terms. At least she left her lipstick mark, right?
Some Space
At times, breakups can be ambiguous, but it’s fair to say that other people sometimes make them ambiguous for their own gain. Sarah clearly wanted to make sure that her partner was feeling fine and wasn’t annoyed with her. What she most likely didn’t expect was for them to kind of break up.
Some Space
Instead of just allowing it to happen, she gave them exactly what they wanted – literally. They wanted space, right? Well, she gave them awesome pictures of space! They should have counted themselves as lucky.
A Latte
There are countless ways to show someone you love them. It could be by telling them you love them at random, it might involve goodnight kisses, or it can involve smaller things, like giving them a Starbucks drink.
A Latte
It seems like most people believe the best way to show affection for someone is by getting them a latte. However, it might surprise you to know that this gesture has become common in middle schools. Still, even that doesn’t prevent those breakup texts from happening…
You Know It
Breaking up is a rather awkward situation to go through, no matter how it goes. What makes it worse is living with the person. Who will get the apartment? Who will get the dog? Well, it seems like Mark had it all figured out.
You Know It
To avoid any fighting or confrontation, he moved out without telling her in person. Instead, he left her a few sticky notes on the door for her to find. If he wasn’t going to get the apartment, he definitely would get the dog. Especially if he hated Brenda.
Getting Emotional
Have you been in a situation where you couldn’t find the right words to say? It can be difficult when you’re trying to deal with a situation that’s important and emotional. So, what would you do? It seems like the modern world has caught up. Emojis are here to save the day.
Getting Emotional
This person knew they wanted to break up with their partner. However, they just couldn’t put the breakup into words. And so, they put their emojis to good use. It seems to have done the trick.
To: You
One of the greatest things about music streaming is how you can instantly share any playlist of yours with anyone you want. On top of that, one of the best things about breakups nowadays is that you can make use of all these new techniques to get the message across.
To You
When this person wanted to break up with Wyatt, they knew a text message wouldn’t be enough. Instead, they created a playlist that said just what they wanted it to. It looks like a good playlist to us.
Beautiful Poem
There is nothing better than getting a love note or poem from your significant other. It’s amazing to see the thought and creativity they put into something they wanted to give you. It’s really sweet!
Beautiful Poem
It’s even better when you get your other half involved. This couple seemed to be on the right track when they started reciting one of the most famous poems together. However, things took a turn when one of them decided to become a little creative.
Magic Trick
Naturally, most of these breakup poems aren’t really the nicest ways to end things. This breakup text is just further proof of that. Next time you decided to make your significant other a poem, you might want to really think about what you’re writing and how the other person will take it.
Magic Trick
We have a feeling that most people wouldn’t enjoy being told that their face belongs in a zoo. Thanks to this, we don’t blame this girlfriend for showing off her incredible magic trick. She did it pretty well.
Denial
Breaking up with someone through text is usually thought of as the coward’s way out. It seems like this person was thinking the exact same thing. In fact, they were in complete denial about the fact that their partner was trying to break up with them.
Denial
They just refused to let it happen. While it was probably annoying for the dumper, maybe next time they should try breaking things off with their partner in person. It might go better. Just a thought we had.
Not Working Out
Breaking up with someone can be difficult, which is why there are those who try mixing in some humor to lighten the mood a little. Still, we can’t get enough of people using similes in their breakup text – we think this might just be the best one we’ve seen.
Not Working Out
If you’re the kind of person to do push-ups on their knees, you might want to look away. This person’s relationship was simply not working out. As a result, they knew they had to end things.
Bye
At times, you just need to keep things short and sweet. Other times, however, it might be best to keep things short and sour – it could be the only way to truly get the message across with no misunderstandings.
Bye
When the person who wrote this note realized they weren’t happy with their partner anymore, they knew they had to end it in some way. As a result, they came to this solution: a note pinned to the notice board. While we appreciate the bluntness of the note, the capital letters are a bit much.
So Not Worth It
We know how breaking up is one of the best ways to let someone know that the relationship is over. At times, an official breakup is simply not needed. Instead, you can vandalize their car and get the message across quite well.
So Not Worth It
Naturally, we aren’t ones to condone violence or criminal behavior, but if you know for a fact that your partner has been cheating on you, this could be an option. But if anyone asks, you didn’t hear it from us.
Coffee
When you start questioning your relationship, you often find yourself comparing the other person with something else you love. It can be pretty much anything – even something like coffee.
Coffee
When this person came to the realization that they loved coffee more than their significant other, they knew they had to end things. And so, they wrote out a whole list of the things they loved about coffee and about their partner.
Spelled Out
Breakups can be very difficult when one person isn’t willing to accept what’s happening. That’s why some people choose to literally spell it out over the years. This woman, for instance, did exactly that.
Spelled Out
When she realized that her marriage wasn’t working out and that she hated her partner, she knew she had to get out of it. So, she left her key behind, took off her wedding ring, and played around with her ex’s keyboard. We have to admit – it’s pretty creative.
Everything Must Go
If you ever found out that your partner is cheating on you, you’ll know just how terrible it can be. It causes a whirlwind of emotions. There are those who scream at the top of their lungs when they find out. There are others who stay scarily calm. And, there are those who decide to sell all their partner’s possessions.
Everything Must Go
Finally, there are those who decide to sell all their partner’s possessions in revenge. This person did just that. He decided the only way to get over the ordeal was to sell all the wife’s things. Of course, she had to go too.
Special Occasion
While there are countless people on earth who struggle with a breakup, there are others who find a way they can cope with it. After all, cakes tend to make everything better, don’t they? We think so.
Special Occasion
We hope this person drowned their sorrows when they went through a hard time, but we have a feeling they might have sent a similar cake to the person they were breaking up with. At least that sweetens the deal.
Priceless
If you have a feeling that your partner is cheating on you, you might want to do something about it. Sure, you can sit at home and think about all the things they might be getting up to, but you could do better.
Priceless
You can spend a little cash to make sure your hunch is correct. It cost Jennifer quite a bit of money to buy all these gadgets that she needed to catch her husband in the act. However, the result was absolutely priceless. You can never go wrong with a dramatic billboard.
Such A Transformation
One of the best ways to get over an ex is by deleting all the evidence that they were once a part of your life. This means anything they gave to you, anything of theirs in your closet, and all those pictures you have together.
Such A Transformation
However, that doesn’t mean you have to get rid of the entire picture. Especially if you look good in it. This guy decided the best way to show off his #TransformationTuesday was by cutting his ex out of the picture.
Just Found Out
It’s always difficult to know what to say when you’re breaking up with someone. It can be hard to come up with the right words to write when you’re breaking their heart. This person clearly thought that shifting the blame and focusing on something good would soften the blow.
Just Found Out
It’s a good thing she’s not in love with Sam, right? This probably made Adam feel slightly better about the whole thing. Especially since his ex only found out that she didn’t love him anymore.
Say Goodbye
If you’re someone who’s always struggled with breaking up with people, you might want to look to others who can help you out with that. At times, these people can come in the form of singers, rappers, and other musicians with heartfelt lyrics.
Say Goodbye
We aren’t sure Chris Brown is the most emotional of the artists in the world, but he seems to have been a help to this person with their breakup. It’s definitely a wat to do it when you’re out of other options.
Take Care Of Business
When you own property or high-end items with your partner, breaking up can become even more difficult. How would you even decide on who gets what? Would you just sell everything and split the money?
Take Care Of Business
It seems like this person decided to go against every rule and leave Mary with nothing. Not only have they just broken up through a scribbled note, but they also took the car and left her one dollar for the bus. Yikes.
Dear Dave
We can’t help but admire the way this wife handled the terrible situation she found herself in. Not only did she make it clear to her (now ex) husband that they were over, but she also made sure to clear out their joint bank account.
Dear Dave
Let’s be honest, this husband really had it coming. What kind of person would cheat on his wife and put his kids through all that? It’s a nightmare! The best part about all this has to be the fact that the husband now has this car with no way to clean it up since he’s broke.
Creepy
We have to admit that this breakup note is very morbid, to say the least. Aside from the fact that the writer felt the need to draw this graphic image, they also could have put things more delicately. “Get out of my life” sounds rather harsh, wouldn’t you say?
Creepy
All the same, we need to consider that maybe the person being broken up with did something terrible to upset the writer. Don’t get us wrong, we wouldn’t take the violent route, but perhaps things ended this way for a reason?
Me Riding A Giraffe
It’s no secret how difficult breaking up can be. Finding the right words feels like an impossible challenge. Of course, honestly is the best policy, however, breakups still require a lot of sensitivity. When this guy had trouble describing his feelings, he did something rather odd to make things easier.
Me Riding A Giraffe
When we say ‘rather odd’, we mean a doodle of himself riding a giraffe. Is it strange that it looks like the guy on the giraffe is a little too happy about what’s going on? Or is that what the guy was going for when he drew it?
Couch Seats
Despite not being much of a fan herself, she was a loyal girlfriend who sat by his side and watched all the games with him. She put herself through all this simply because she loved her boyfriend. However, she found something out that changed it all.
Couch Seats
As soon as she discovered her boyfriend had been cheating on her, she decided to attend her first live game. While there, she shared this incredible banner with the whole world. This is definitely one of the most embarrassing ways for a sports fan to get dumped.
Here’s Some Advice
Some breakups are messier than others, it’s no secret. One couple can amicably part ways while another will go through an endless amount of fights before finally calling it quits. Either way, this specific couple really angered their neighbors.
Here’s Some Advice
They had been arguing so loudly that just about every person in Chicago was woken up at night and unable to go back to sleep because of them. We just hope that all the residents of Chicago made up enough people to convince this couple to call off their clearly toxic relationship.
Two For The Price Of One
Let’s be honest – it’s really embarrassing for you to be broken up with by your girlfriend and then have her share it with everyone. Whether she does so through a billboard, a banner, or a sign at a sports event, it’s never fun.
Two For The Price Of One
However, this is what happens when you date two people at once and they find out about it! Most of the time, they would get angry at each other as well as the boyfriend. However, there are rare but glorious times when the two will come together against the boyfriend, just like these girls did.
Bad Example
There are some couples who are simply not meant to be from the very beginning. In the entertainment world, for instance, there are countless couples who look so great together but end up falling apart in the worst ways.
Bad Example
Not to mention, all Hollywood breakups tend to be highly publicized, making them even worse. Once you start comparing your relationship to failed celebrity couples, your future ex must not be paying attention if they don’t get the hint.
Knock Knock
Everyone’s heard some terrible knock-knock jokes in their time, let’s be honest. All the same, there has to be a better way to break up with someone other than using a bad knock-knock joke, no? Maybe this person hoped their ‘babe’ would find it funny…
Knock Knock
The only good thing we see in this breakup is that at least the person being broken up with is no longer with someone who believes using a joke to break up is okay. The joke person did try to save themselves by adding they “didn’t want to be too harsh”… Still, this text exchange really is something.
Unexpected
We’re not so sure why someone would want to play with someone’s emotions this way. It might make a good point to everyone else in the world, but it looks like this girl is saying they love each other when really, things are over.
Unexpected
Not to mention, the ripping of the paper at the end was definitely symbolic. It represents their relationship ending and their parting ways. Just four small frames, and just like that, the relationship is over. It’s harsh.
Stranger’s Advice
It turns out that this person didn’t really need any advice to begin with since they already were messaging a final breakup line. Still, isn’t it weird that this person doesn’t even know the correct number to message their significant other?
Stranger’s Advice
It’s clearly not serious enough of a relationship for these people to express their feelings to each other, but we’ll let that slide for now. It’s pretty funny that this person then went on to ask a stranger if this was a good way to break up.
Comforting Cake
The only good thing about this breakup is that it ended with a cake that looks absolutely delicious. The person who ended the relationship might claim that the problem with the other person, but that’s up for debate. After all, relationships are a two-way street.
Comforting Cake
All the same, we have to admit that this is worlds better than a horrible text message like the ones we’ve seen. We just hope there are no unpleasant surprises inside the cake and that it’s just another chocolate cake.
Other People
In all fairness, with the number of movie titles out there, it wouldn’t be unreasonable to think there really is a movie named ‘Other People’. In fact, there most likely is one. Still, it quickly became clear that it was a sly way for this person to say they want to see other people.
Other People
It’s definitely not a classy way to break up, but it will guarantee that this person won’t want to be with them. No one wants to be with someone who has no interest in them, right? At least, no one should want to be with someone uninterested in them.
By The Way
One of the small joys of being in a relationship is randomly thinking of your significant other and texting them to tell them just that. When you find out they were thinking about you at the same moment, it’s the best feeling.
By The Way
Not only is it romantic and sweet, but it also shows you two are on the same page. Unless that is, you’re thinking of something sweet to say to them while they’re busy coming up with the best way to break up with you.
Unsolved
When Ron received a very blunt message that their relationship was over, he clearly didn’t get the memo. Immediately, he assumed it was due to the fact that he isn’t mathematically gifted. However, he was a little off the mark.
Unsolved
He simply has no math. To be fair, not knowing enough algebra can be a valid reason to break up with someone, but his ex clearly stated that wasn’t the reason for the split. Just like a bad math problem, things weren’t working out.
You Didn’t Hear It From Me
There’s nothing worse than getting bad news from a messenger rather than the person you want to hear it from. It’s even worse when the message is delivered too soon accidentally. It’s almost like having a surprise ruined, except this is your love life and now you’re alone.
You Didn’t Hear It From Me
Sadly for Jenna, Josh’s best friend seemed to have jumped the gun slightly early by trying to comfort her for a breakup that hadn’t happened yet. However, she clearly wasn’t playing around when she told him to spill the beans.
Honest Mistake
It’s always an uncomfortable ordeal to end a relationship. It always leaves everyone feeling vulnerable once it’s said and done. Maybe talking it out with a close friend once it happens is a good idea. We all need support systems.
Honest Mistake
Naturally, this can seriously backfire if someone slips up and sympathizes with your ex over the breakup that didn’t actually happen yet. At least it was a close friend that was the one to tell them the bad news, right?
Dumpsville
With all the different ways to break up with someone, this is definitely one of the most insensitive ways to do so. It completely makes a joke of the fact that this guy is breaking up with his girlfriend. Obviously, she had no choice but to go along with it.
Dumpsville
Sadly, it looks like she will be in Dumpsville on her own. In theory, if Dumpsville really was a place where people who got dumped have to go to, it would have quite a lot of people. But we won’t start with that.
Long Distance
It’s no secret that long-distance relationships are very difficult to maintain. From the inability to be close to each other to the possible time-zone differences, it’s a lot of work to keep a relationship like that afloat.
Long Distance
This is why it’s not all that surprising when these kinds of relationships don’t work. However, this one seems to be ending on a rather terrible note, with Becky having cheated on Ricky twice already. If you knew it wouldn’t work out, why not break up sooner?
Getting Back With The Ex
We have to admit, that was incredibly smooth. While we wouldn’t encourage anyone to play with their significant other’s emotions the way these two did, the least we can say is that there was a positive outcome.
Getting Back With The Ex
Or, at least, that’s what we hope. We don’t know how this new “ex” reacted after the line was sent to them. We can only hope that they saw it in a sweet and funny way rather than an emotionally manipulative way.
Reasons Why
If you’re even thinking about breaking up with someone, then it clearly is a sign that things aren’t working out. The mature thing to do is to write down a list of pros and cons of why you should stay with or leave this person.
Reasons Why
In the end, this guy was so overwhelmed by the cons that he couldn’t overlook the fact that his girlfriend preferred Predator 2 over the original. If that isn’t a sure dealbreaker, we really don’t know what is.
Mass Breakup
Let’s get this out of the way: we aren’t here to judge anyone. We live in a time where people are allowed to date just about whoever they want to. This means they can even dating more than one person at a time.
Mass Breakup
If you want to be in an open relationship with someone, that’s totally fine as long as everyone is on the same page. It looks like this woman was in five open relationships all at once – that we know of. At least, these were the five guys she chose to simultaneously break up with.
Young Love
Who said young love doesn’t hurt? We can imagine that these kids were both hurt by the situation. One got broken up with while the other was ignored for three whole months! We can’t blame Rachel for dumping Shawn, let’s be honest.
Young Love
If anything, Shawn is lucky that Rachel decided to give him some constructive criticism while she was breaking up with him. We just hope this will make Shawn think twice before committing to the next one.
Points For Creativity
We have to give credit where credit is due. The one good thing this guy did with this breakup is put in the time and effort to execute it. While it’s still a rather brutal message, at least he got the point across.
Points For Creativity
Not to mention, it’s still better than sending a breaup text or making a terrible joke out of it. On top of all that, the (now ex) girlfriend had a whole meal prepared for her in preparation of the breakup! At least she got something out of it.
The Right Door
Another painfully blunt breakup note, this one goes for something that’s more superficial. Samuel is, in fact, bald and this woman was simply not into it. To each their own, obviously, but she really didn’t try to soften the blow, did she?
The Right Door
As if that weren’t enough, she wasn’t even sure if she delivered the note to the correct person! What if it went under some random person’s door? What then? Samuel might still be under the impression that they were together.
Neighborly Love
Ah, another friendly neighborhood note. We have to say if a couple fights so loudly that their neighbors can clearly hear them, there is definitely something wrong. Not to mention, the fact that this happens on a regular basis only makes it worse.
Neighborly Love
While we wouldn’t wish for a couple to break up, it seems like it’s the best choice for some people. It’s okay, some people just aren’t a good match, it’s life. You shouldn’t feel like you have to force a relationship on someone.
Trying And Failing
We can’t help but feel for Keenen. All they were doing was trying to make their partner laugh a little, but it seems like that simply wasn’t enough. So, the other person decided to write a note to shut down their comedy skills in the process.
Trying And Failing
It’s quite harsh if we think about it. Talk about kicking someone while they’re down. Aside from Keenen losing their partner, they also lost the little glimmer of hope they would someday become a comedian.
Make A Statement
It’s always difficult to break up with someone who just doesn’t understand the concept of a breakup. To solve this little problem, have you ever thought about making the entire thing public? That might help apparently.
Make A Statement
Of course, it’s going to hurt the other person, but there are times when getting other people involved is the only way to make the point clear. It seems like Kevin decided to do just that when he wrote this in the local newspaper.
Same Time
Ouch, this really had to hurt. It’s always awkward when someone’s partner says that they need to tell you something since there are only two outcome possibilities. These possibilities are complete opposites.
Same Time
This breakup just shows the two possibilities. It’s like the two merged and exploded. We don’t doubt that the awkwardness here was off the charts. In fact, we can’t imagine these two having a proper breakup talk after this happened.
Scavenger Hunt
If you ever happen to discover that your partner is cheating on you, you might want to put a little scavenger hunt together for them. You can hide all their things in places that were meaningful to both of you. This will more-or-less guarantee that they won’t find anything.
Scavenger Hunt
It’s the ultimate scavenger hunt as it will test whether your relationship was a learning curve or a complete waste of your time. We hate to say it, but it’ll probably be the latter from what we’ve seen.
Think Ahead
If you’ve ever been involved in the world of online dating, you’ll know how it’s pretty amazing to meet new people and learn more about them as time goes by. However, it can be tricky to break up with these people since it’s almost like ghosting them.
Think Ahead
Instead of ghosting this girl, Greg decided to think ahead a little. Soon, he realized things wouldn’t work out between the two of them. He already married and divorced her, after all. All we can say is, at least she got to keep the cat.